I love Gatorade. I can't fake it. I'm not even an elite athlete. But I do get thirsty. Probably, on my top ten list of favourite things to drink, Gatorade would be somewhere between The Balvenie and the blood of my enemies. (I was going to say "the tears of my enemies", but that seemed too mean-spirited.) Other potables making the list are: Castillero del Diablo, Americanos, water, maple syrup, Concord Grape juice, milkshakes (any flavour), and rum and Coke (together, not separate, never separate).
Not making the list is Gatorade X-Factor, which was on sale at 4 a.m. this morning. It's like regular Gatorade, but they added something to it. I think it might be AWFULNESS.