Wednesday, May 30, 2007

30 Under 30 #11: Electrolytes Orchestra

I love Gatorade. I can't fake it. I'm not even an elite athlete. But I do get thirsty. Probably, on my top ten list of favourite things to drink, Gatorade would be somewhere between The Balvenie and the blood of my enemies. (I was going to say "the tears of my enemies", but that seemed too mean-spirited.) Other potables making the list are: Castillero del Diablo, Americanos, water, maple syrup, Concord Grape juice, milkshakes (any flavour), and rum and Coke (together, not separate, never separate).
Not making the list is Gatorade X-Factor, which was on sale at 4 a.m. this morning. It's like regular Gatorade, but they added something to it. I think it might be AWFULNESS.


Chris said...

Gatorade is very good. If you're in the mood for it.

I dunno, I can't do rum and coke though. Separately or together.

I'm posting this because I thought you might want support in your love of Gatorade and correction in your love of rum and coke.

Emmet Matheson said...

Y'know what, there is one circumstance where I'll drink Coca-Cola (or any cola): If it comes free with a pizza and was assembled in a fountain.